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From critically acclaimed comedian Becky Lucas comes a funny, consoling and very candid collection of stories and essays about friends, enemies and figuring it out that establishes her as one of today's most original comedy writers.
There's no such thing as a perfect life, but there are perfectly hilarious moments. The best stories are often about the lowest points in our lives - the soul-crushing jobs, the bad boyfriends,
...This revised edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face includes humor writer Jennifer Worick's newest and most popular diatribes about the incredibly annoying things she encounters in everyday life and modern American society, like: ancient grains, yoga pants,...
Get the western woman’s take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations.
“Callin’ women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin’ men the stronger one.”
“Anybody who thinks they know everything ain’t been around long enough to know anything.”
“When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you’re close to winning the key
11,002 Things to Be Miserable About is a list of all the reasons NOT to wake up in the morning. Ironically enough, when you put all of them under one cover, it’s actually very funny. This decidedly absurd inventory of misery is perfect for sardonic and disaffected youth, for people seeking gifts for Traumatic Event Birthdays...
Rick and Bubba Armed & Hungry
As anyone who has listened to the Rick and Bubba radio show knows, the "sexiest fat men in America" hunt, live, and breathe—in that order. It's no wonder, then, that everything you ever wanted to know about the sport (and a lot you didn't want to know, but they're sharing anyway) is trapped between the covers of this book. All with their own special take on it. Here are stories fraught with hilarity
...For decades the columns of Miles Kington were a refreshing spot of lunacy in the dull acres of the world's news. From the arguments between gods past and present (as recorded in the minutes of United Deities meetings), to unlikely agony aunts, all-purpose Shakespeare plays, and interviews with 'sock psychologists', nothing is too trivial
...This indispensable reference guide offers hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations—from missed birthdays to unpaid parking tickets and more!
Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's definitely easier with hundreds of excuses for things you did, didn't do, or simply never want to hear about again. The Little Book of Big Excuses is your guide to saving face, avoiding blame, and getting out of almost any
...San Francisco Chronicle columnist Adair Lara polled her readers for life lessons learned through experience, receiving thousands of heartfelt and irreverent responses. The best are compiled here in more than two hundred bits of priceless counsel, accompanied by witty, whimsical illustrations by award-winning artist Roxanna Bikadoroff....
Even after her death, Erma Bombeck remains one of America's best-loved writers of all time. Eat Less Cottage and More Ice Cream is based on one of her most requested columns.
In 1979, someone asked humorist Erma Bombeck, "If you had your life to live over, would you change anything?"...
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